To snad ne… nev\u00edm jakto\u017ee se n\u011bkolik lid\u00ed tak zaj\u00edmav\u011b zm\u00fdl\u00ed, ale u\u017e zase mi p\u0159i\u0161el e-mail (zhruba p\u00e1t\u00fd za posledn\u00ed dobu), kter\u00fd jistojist\u011b nen\u00ed SPAMem, ale byl adresov\u00e1n n\u011bjak\u00e9 existuj\u00edc\u00ed osob\u011b, kterou j\u00e1 v\u0161ak nejsem. M\u00e1 n\u011bkolik spole\u010dn\u00fdch rys\u016f s p\u0159edchoz\u00edmi podobn\u00fdmi \u0161patn\u011b adresovan\u00fdmi e-maily, kter\u00e9 m\u011b utvrzuj\u00ed v tom, \u017ee to nen\u00ed SPAM (tedy nevy\u017e\u00e1dan\u00e1 po\u0161ta, kter\u00e1 typicky informuje nap\u0159. o pilulk\u00e1ch, kter\u00e9 zp\u016fsobuj\u00ed zv\u011bt\u0161en\u00ed penisu a stejn\u011b nefunguj\u00ed). Je opravdu ps\u00e1n individu\u00e1ln\u011b n\u011bjakou osobou z n\u011bjak\u00e9 firmy n\u011bjak\u00e9 osob\u011b, pro kterou obsahuje vypracov\u00e1nu objedn\u00e1vku (\u010di studiji), kter\u00e1 je ur\u010den\u00e1 pr\u00e1v\u011b on\u00e9 osob\u011b. P\u0159i\u010dem\u017e jako SPAM by m\u011bla zpr\u00e1va hodnotu nulov\u011bj\u0161\u00ed ne\u017e nulovou – leda, \u017ee by se adres\u00e1t m\u011bl za\u010d\u00edt zaj\u00edmat o to, co ta firma, kter\u00e1 vlastn\u011b p\u00ed\u0161e n\u011bkomu jin\u00e9mu, d\u011bl\u00e1.<\/p>\n
SPAMy ne\u010dtu, viry neotv\u00edr\u00e1m (ani stration na ICQ m\u011b nedostal) a spyware nep\u011bstuju – v\u0161emu jsem se zat\u00edm zd\u00e1rn\u011b vyh\u00fdbal d\u00edky sv\u00e9mu \u00fasudku. I proto si dovoluji tvrdit, \u017ee t\u011bchhle p\u00e1r e-mail\u016f je prachsprost\u00fd omyl. Jednou jist\u00e1 psan\u00ed pos\u00edlala objedn\u00e1vku na koupelnu a spletla si adresu s triker.cz, tentokr\u00e1te je to v\u0161ak n\u011bco jin\u00e9ho.<\/p>\n
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<\/font>Dobr\u00fd den, <\/font><\/p>\n
na z\u00e1klad\u011b na\u0161eho dne\u0161n\u00edho rozhovoru V\u00e1m v p\u0159\u00edloze zas\u00edl\u00e1m investi\u010dn\u00ed doporu\u010den\u00ed. <\/font><\/p>\n
Na\u0161e spole\u010dnost je jedn\u00edm z nejv\u011bt\u0161\u00edch obchodn\u00edk\u016f a specialist\u016f na americk\u00fd kapit\u00e1lov\u00fd trh v \u010cR. Mimo n\u011bj samoz\u0159ejm\u011b sleduje i dal\u0161\u00ed v\u00fdznamn\u00e9 tituly po cel\u00e9m sv\u011bt\u011b ji\u017e od roku 1997. V p\u0159\u00edpad\u011b dal\u0161\u00edch informac\u00ed nav\u0161tivte, pros\u00edm, na\u0161e webov\u00e9 str\u00e1nky www.stockmarket.cz<\/a>, kde z\u00edsk\u00e1te komplexn\u00ed p\u0159ehled o na\u0161\u00ed spole\u010dnosti i dal\u0161\u00edch doporu\u010den\u00edch. Budete-li m\u00edt jak\u00e9koliv dotazy, kontaktujte m\u011b pros\u00edm bez v\u00e1h\u00e1n\u00ed na n\u00ed\u017ee uveden\u00e9 telefonn\u00ed \u010d\u00edslo.<\/font><\/p>\n
S pozdravem <\/font><\/p>\n
Matoulek Martin
\nAfin Brokers
\n603 744 380<\/font><\/p>\n<\/font><\/p><\/blockquote>\n
<\/font>P\u0159\u00edloha opravdu obsahuje zaj\u00edmav\u00e9 investi\u010dn\u00ed doporu\u010den\u00ed (nebudu se ho dr\u017eet, je\u0161t\u011b bych zbohatl a co potom – koupil bych si rychl\u00e9 auto, n\u011bjak\u00e9 d\u011bvky a um\u0159el bych za dva roky na p\u0159ed\u00e1vkov\u00e1n\u00ed heroinem) a v\u016fbec m\u011b p\u0159ekvapuje, \u017ee i od tak solidn\u00ed spole\u010dnosti by do\u0161lo k omylu a byla \u0161patn\u011b uvedena adres\u00e1tova e-mailov\u00e1 adresa. Nu co\u017e, rozhodl jsem se ten omyl napravit a odpov\u011bd\u011bt panu Matoulkovi origin\u00e1ln\u011bj\u0161\u00ed formou, proto\u017ee po t\u011bch p\u0159edchoz\u00edch omylech m\u00e1m toho slu\u0161n\u011b \u0159e\u010deno DOST (pozn. autora – jinak jsem zdrav\u00fd slu\u0161n\u00fd norm\u00e1ln\u011b uva\u017euj\u00edc\u00ed \u010dlov\u011bk, ale toto jsem si neodpustil):<\/font><\/p>\n
Hezkou noc, <\/font><\/p>\n
na z\u00e1klad\u011b Va\u0161eho e-mailu, cel\u00e9 noci p\u0159em\u00fd\u0161len\u00ed a kapce zdrav\u00e9ho rozumu mus\u00edm konstatovat, \u017ee Va\u0161e investi\u010dn\u00ed doporu\u010den\u00ed jako\u017eto i cel\u00fd e-mail a jeho informa\u010dn\u00ed hodnota je mi k hovnu, nebo\u0165 jsem o nic ne\u017e\u00e1dal a s nik\u00fdm jsem nemluvil, proto ono nic t\u011b\u017eko mohlo b\u00fdt z\u00e1kladem k seps\u00e1n\u00ed Va\u0161eho e-mailu.<\/font><\/p>\n
Dotazy m\u00e1m, zaj\u00edmalo by m\u011b kup\u0159\u00edkladu jestli A\u0161tar \u0139\u00a0eran se svou flotilou poraz\u00ed je\u0161t\u00edrky a kter\u00e1 kurva mi v\u010dera z lednice sn\u011bdla posledn\u00ed kus m\u00e9ho obl\u00edben\u00e9ho pudinku, av\u0161ak ob\u00e1v\u00e1m se, \u017ee v tomto mi nebudete moci b\u00fdt n\u00e1pomocen jak na Va\u0161em telefonn\u00edm \u010d\u00edsle uveden\u00e9m v podpisu e-mailu, ale ani byste mi v t\u011bchto ot\u00e1zk\u00e1ch nebyl n\u00e1pomocen kdybych V\u00e1s nah\u00e9ho bi\u010doval na no\u010dn\u00ed louce zalit\u00e9 m\u011bs\u00ed\u010dn\u00edm sv\u011btlem.<\/p>\n
Proto Va\u0161i pomoc mus\u00edm s d\u00edky odm\u00edtnout a jedin\u00e9 co zb\u00fdv\u00e1 je, pop\u0159\u00e1t V\u00e1m hezk\u00fd den (\u010di noc).<\/p>\n
S pozdravem
\nMichal \u0139\u00a0ev\u010d\u00edk<\/p>\np.s. Nejste prvn\u00ed, kdo si m\u016fj e-mail takto spletl a rozhodn\u011b to nen\u00ed ojedin\u011bl\u00e9 spleten\u00ed se za posledn\u00ed t\u00fdden. Pova\u017eoval jsem za slu\u0161n\u00e9 V\u00e1s o tom n\u011bjak uv\u011bdomit, av\u0161ak slu\u0161n\u00e1 nudn\u00e1 nic ne\u0159\u00edkaj\u00edc\u00ed odpov\u011b\u010f mi nep\u0159i\u0161la dostate\u010dn\u011b z\u00e1\u017eivn\u00e1. Snad to pochop\u00edte.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n
Snad to pan Matoulek rozchod\u00ed a t\u0159eba si nap\u0159\u00ed\u0161t\u011b rozmysl\u00ed ps\u00e1t e-maily panu Urbanovi na alias „hrdlicka“ na moj\u00ed dom\u00e9n\u011b. Mo\u017en\u00e1, \u017ee je odpov\u011b\u010f o n\u011bco v\u00edc \u0161\u00edlen\u011bj\u0161\u00ed, ne\u017e by \u010d\u00e1st m\u00e9ho slu\u0161n\u00e9ho a spo\u0159\u00e1dan\u00e9ho j\u00e1 za norm\u00e1ln\u00edch okolnost\u00ed dovolila, ale kapku jsem to p\u0159i oslavov\u00e1n\u00ed sv\u00fdch dvacetin p\u0159ep\u00edskl, tak\u017ee snad m\u011b v\u0161ichni soudn\u00ed lid\u00e9 omluv\u00ed a naleznou dostatek porozum\u011bn\u00ed. Anebo se rad\u0161i b\u011b\u017ete p\u0159i pohledu na to, jak\u00e1 je dne\u0161n\u00ed mlad\u00e1 generace hrozn\u00e1, modlit do kostela<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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