{"id":69,"date":"2006-08-09T21:36:45","date_gmt":"2006-08-09T20:36:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/tricker.cz\/?p=69&f=takhle-se-na-ne-musi"},"modified":"2006-08-09T21:36:45","modified_gmt":"2006-08-09T20:36:45","slug":"takhle-se-na-ne-musi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/?p=69","title":{"rendered":"Takhle se na n\u011b mus\u00ed"},"content":{"rendered":"

"Dobr\u00fd den, v\u00e1\u0161 \u0159idi\u010dsk\u00fd pr\u016fkaz?"
"Nem\u00e1m, ten mi sebrali p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed va\u0161i kolegov\u00e9, kdy\u017e m\u011b chytili vo\u017eral\u00fdho."
"Tak techni\u010d\u00e1k."
"Co\u017ee techni\u010d\u00e1k, nem\u00e1m, v\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 jsem tak zlitej,\u017ee ani nev\u00edm, kde sem to auto ukrad…"
"To je kraden\u00fd auto?!!!"
"Jo, ale moment, kouknu se do kastl\u00edku, mysl\u00edm, \u017ee jsem tam n\u011bco takov\u00e9ho zahl\u00eddl, kdy\u017e sem tam h\u00e1zel pistoli.
"Jakou pistoli?"
"No, jak jsem s n\u00ed vodpr\u00e1skl toho pod\u011blan\u00fdho \u0159idi\u010de, co mi p\u0159ek\u00e1\u017eel v tomhle aut\u011b. Jestli chcete vid\u011bt jeho zdechlinu, tak je v kufru…"
Doprav\u00e1k ihned zavol\u00e1 z\u00e1sahovku, ta p\u0159ijede, vysk\u00e1\u010de, obkl\u00ed\u010d\u00edauto a jej\u00ed \u0161\u00e9f jde k \u0159idi\u010di a pov\u00edd\u00e1: "\u0148idi\u010d\u00e1k!"
"Tady pros\u00edm."
"Techni\u010d\u00e1k!"
"Tady…"
"M\u016f\u017eu kouknout do p\u0159ihr\u00e1dky?"
"Jasn\u011b…" (samoz\u0159ejm\u011b \u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 pistole)
"A do kufru?"
"Samoz\u0159ejm\u011b…" (\u017e\u00e1dn\u00e1 mrtvola)
"Tak te\u010f jsem trochu zmaten\u00fd, tady kolega m\u011b zavolal, \u017ee jedete opil\u00fd bez pap\u00edru, v kraden\u00fdm aute, ozbrojenej a s mrtvolou v kufru…"
"No to je skv\u011bl\u00fd a vsad\u00edm se, \u017ee bude je\u0161t\u011b tvrdit, \u017ee jsem jel moc rychle…"<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

"Dobr\u00fd den, v\u00e1\u0161 \u0159idi\u010dsk\u00fd pr\u016fkaz?""Nem\u00e1m, ten mi sebrali p\u0159ed chv\u00edl\u00ed va\u0161i kolegov\u00e9, kdy\u017e m\u011b chytili vo\u017eral\u00fdho.""Tak techni\u010d\u00e1k.""Co\u017ee techni\u010d\u00e1k, nem\u00e1m, v\u017edy\u0165 j\u00e1 jsem tak zlitej,\u017ee ani nev\u00edm, kde sem to auto ukrad…""To je kraden\u00fd auto?!!!""Jo, ale moment, kouknu se do kastl\u00edku,… Pokra\u010dovat ve \u010dten\u00ed →<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[9],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=69"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/69\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=69"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=69"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/tricker.cz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=69"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}